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salty-dracon · 1 year ago

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(in the au where my villains meet for coffee once a week)

Angel: (dramatically) I'm the deadliest man on Earth. I have killed more than 1000 people over the course of twenty years, by hand, and I have never been caught.

Lyra: *has killed over 100,000 over the course of ten years* Fascinating. Do you even know who you're talking to?

Leander: *has killed about 1,000,000 over the course of 50 years* You'd lose your mind if you knew what I was capable of.

Grey: *has killed exactly one person* What the hell?

#to be perfectly fair to angel- leander and lyra are from his future. and their technology is built from his #like just imagine four guys sitting at a table and they're radiating auras of pure malice #one's a man with bags under his eyes wearing a red button-up made out of lace that's like half unbuttoned #one's a guy wearing a regular office outfit but he looks completely emotionless and his eyes are like super white #one's just some guy with red hair and freckles wearing your average northeast american brown fall jacket #and one's a college student with impossibly long hair wearing a mexican christian spin on modern teenage fashion #the two office worker looking guys argue over which one of them is going to pay the bill and then whoever it is tips like 300% cash #oc:oliver perch #oc:angel #oc:grey de aur #oc:lyra #oc:leander araquin

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